"Bury your body in my graveyard; I am the ocean."
+ D E S C R I P T I O N

Matt. Leveyan Satanist, 18, Marlborough MA. If thou seekest I, thine desires shall be requited not.

when you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off
skoot3rrrrrrr:

awwww-cute:

Huske in shoes

such excitement I mean just look at those shoes
tumu4u:

I CAN’T BREATHE

LMFAOOOOOOOOo
starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

LMFAO THE LAST ONE
chirobe:

Peach-faced Lovebird and Galah
did-you-kno:

Video games have been proven to be a more efficient method of overcoming depression than counseling among teens.
Source

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via thefuuuucomics)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

Lmaooooo